I was going to send this into heartlessbitches.com but decided that if you have to apply with a heartless bitch rant, I’d rather be left out, thank you.
I do exactly what I want to do when I to do it, and don’t apologize. A long time ago I decided not to have kids and I’ve never looked back. I’m 54, and people tell me that I should adopt because I’d be such a good mother. I’m much too selfish and know it. Never tell me how to live my life if you want me to remain in your life.
I have a sweet veneer. It fools people. They think that I’m an easy target, a person that they can dump all their problems on. They quickly learn otherwise. I’m soft spoken and feminine, with excellent manners. I like those attributes. I also like to curse, smoke hash ad an occasional cigarette. I make no excuses for my use of illegal substances. They make me productive and talkative.
While I still live in a country that supposedly honors The First Amendment, I’ll say anything that I want to say to anybody I want to. This doesn’t mean I’ll be nasty for the sake of being nasty. The only group of people I’m prejudiced against is people without class and they’re present in every economic, ethnic and racial group.
I think that I would like to fall in love and live with a man in a couple of years, but really I’ve tried living with too many men and have never enjoyed it. I like being responsible for my life and my life only.
You know something? Sometimes I really enjoy being nice.
