Since the post below is rather different than how I usually blog I will give you a choice. Or you can read both. Personally I prefer that you do. While I’m not going to be blogging for the next few days I will be adding to the story below it.
For a minute I lost the technorati, and my Google page rank. This, of course, totally stunned and freaked me, until I realized that I had been kicked off the Internet.
Repaired and changed the connection, to a neighbors. No, actually I have never had the nerve to do it, but would love to. I know the computer name for every network in my building. Figured out about six so far. Hint: Don’t use your last name or apartment number
After I repaired my connection I received this message:
“if the problem persists speak to your system manager.”
“Hello system manager, it is I, Pia, the owner, sole user and technician on Savannah Falls Too.”
“Yes Pia. This is Pia. What is the problem?”
” How do I fix this problem permanently?”
“You’re asking me? That’s like asking you. That is asking you.”
“Yeah but you’re the system side of me.”
“System side of you? You must be crazy. You have no system side.”
“Everybody has a system side.”
“No, I’m telling you; we don’t.”
“We know how to keyword for Google.”
“Lost art of keywording.”
“So we must know some sort of system.”
“Well, actually I think it’s a cable problem.”
“You want to call them?”
“You crazy? During a transit strike.”
All sides of me gasp
“Our cable TV is out. How are we supposed to take a blogging break?”
“All the books we haven’ t read. Think it’s time to start.”
“What a brilliant idea.”
Once again I found peace with myself.