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03

Reasons for wanting to live:

1) I have many friends who died before their time; I want to be their revenge.
2) I want to see Little Luce’s and fave-niece’s children get married. Should Little Luce and/or my niece choose to have children and their children…
3) I want to laugh with my sister and make up for the years our relationship was fraught with tension
4) I want to laugh with my friends and family
5) I want to meet new people. Everybody I know is beginning to bore me
6) I want to hear my friends and family’s stories for the 300,000 time.
7) I want to travel to many new places 8) I want to move to SoCal while keeping my apartment here
9) There will always be movies I will just have to see and I plan on seeing them
10) Same with books; only I plan on reading them
11) I want to fall in love; well maybe but…
12) I have a giant goal not yet achieved but it will be
13) I want to work on that goal and see it through all the way
14) I want to master everything about digital photography
15) Then I want to learn something entirely new, wonderful and different
16) Who am I kidding? I want to fall in lust and have sex everywhere and all the time
17) I want to do something totally inappropriate and rude
18) I want to committ the perfect crime
19) I want to see new great politicians; and long may they be in power–as long as I like them
20) I want to see twerpy trolls get theirs big time
21) And just for the hell of it I would love to be able to hang Karl Rove and a few other people by the cajones
This is totally addictive
22) I want to be evil just for one day and not hurt anybody
23) I would love to not care about hurting other people; feelings or physical
24) I want to explore my dark side
25) I want revenge on every person who has ever hurt me or anybody I love
26) I want to know what it feels like to be amoral; does it feel?
27) For once I want to do something without weighing the consequences
28) I want to tell people to f**k off just because I feel like
29) I want to be half as self-absorbed as many people believe me to be
30) Who am I kidding? I want to write a best seller.

This was for Kim; another person who died before her time.

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7 Responses to “Reasons for living a long life”

  1. December 4th, 2005 at 00:37 | #1

    “16) Who am I kidding? I want to fall in lust and have sex everywhere and all the time”

    Oh hell yeah! Excellent list. The more I learn about you the more I like you.

  2. December 4th, 2005 at 09:17 | #2

    fantastic list

    love your blog. Keep it up!

    colin

  3. December 4th, 2005 at 17:30 | #3

    I’m not sure I agree about the amount of revenge/retribution in that list… most people are too ignorant to realise (a) they have wronged anybody, or (b) what the retribution was for – therefore it’s pretty pointless getting wound up by the idiots of this world.

    Let them carry on in their introverted little worlds of ignorance…

  4. December 4th, 2005 at 20:59 | #4

    We’re going to be a long time waiting for your evil day. Better get your fiber.

  5. December 4th, 2005 at 22:52 | #5

    Great list pia.

  6. December 4th, 2005 at 23:18 | #6

    Cool wants. Shows you are a good girl when you haven’t done all those things.

  7. Lucia
    December 6th, 2005 at 23:49 | #7

    You are good, my list would be at least 50 things.

    layman is correct, you are a good girl.

    31) Be a VERY “bad girl” tee hee

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