I need someone from 9pm-6am
I am a stripper and i have 2 kids, i need a sitter to babysit from the times listed above.
Need to know cpr, i want references. I make lots of$ so i can pay well.
This was an ad I came across. Obviously I was left with many questions.
Male or female stripper?
Why list job?
So that nobody would answer who is morally repulsed by stripping?
Is he/she really soliciting business?
Does he/she work in a club?
Work for a service such as stripagram?
Work for him/herself?
Lap dance type stripper?
Pole dance stripper?
Strip on the bar, in a club, next to people’s drinks?
Is stripping the only service provided?
Why are some capital letters small?
Why isn’t there a price range for babysitting?
Is it because stripping and perhaps more comes along with it?
Why aren’t the kids ages and sex(es) listed?
Do the kids choke often?
Actually I do have one more question but it’s kind of picky:
Shouldn’t “i want references,” be “please provide references?”
Or something a little less jarring than the above?
Like okay I got it. You’re a stripper, and make lots of $, but does that give you the right to sound as if you’re ordering people around before they even begin to work for you?
Or are you trying to say that you’re a demanding boss?
Okay I had many questions, and I probably read too much into language.
But, darn it, an ad like that just begs for questions to be asked.
I could probably think of even more questions to ask but it’s two AM and I’m putting off going to sleep because I had a strange couple of days.
But if it wasn’t two AM, I wouldn’t be asking these questions at all.
Actually I can think of more questions but they’re all dumb sexual puns, and I’m in a “g” rated mood.
If you want to ask some feel free.
Have to say that this ad makes me feel soooooooooooooo intellectual and superior.
But I’m probably jealous because of lots of $
Or maybe I’m compensating; maybe I’m getting ready to join all the Bible humpers, ugh, I mean thumpers.
Have to stop before my mind goes to depths (or lows) never before seen on these pages.
Yes I am capable of deep deep thought, and if this post isn’t evidence of that I don’t know what will convince people.