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I'm officially a Redneck!

March 5, 2009 By pia

toiletofpia

Bone entitled this photo “toilet of pia.”

When I was looking from my deck at my barely one fifteenth of an acre irregular plot, I couldn’t help but notice a toilet that came with the house. I gutted one bathroom and took the toilet out of the other. Nobody wants to live with other peoples toilets, I think.

Eldin One was very psyched at my obvious excitement and asked if I was planning on putting in flowers. Of course; ragweed.

Ich bin a Southerner.

Filed Under: north myrtle beach Tagged With: A northerner moves to the south, north myrtle beach

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Comments

  1. Bone says

    March 5, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    Boy, a toilet in the yard. That really puts you on the fast track to becoming a Southerner. I think a couple of pink flamingos would accent that perfectly. And maybe one of those lighted palm trees.

  2. cooper says

    March 5, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    That is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Thank you.

    I hope it’s the backyard, that nudges you up a level.

  3. sage says

    March 5, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    My only advice is to keep the pot facing down, otherwise someone might get an urge to go! πŸ™‚

  4. Doug says

    March 6, 2009 at 10:28 am

    We’come y’all.

  5. Bone says

    March 6, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Re: Cooper’s comment “I hope it’s the backyard, that nudges you up a level.”

    Or nudges you down a level, depending on your point of view πŸ™‚

  6. Pia savage says

    March 6, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Cooper, Doug, Sage–I will try very hard to meet your standards and go up a level

    Bone–it’s like that country song–friends in low places πŸ™‚

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